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Was like hey that gesture doesn’t look too bad! Let’s redraw that in more my styleNOPEDone
Does anyone remember in that one music video thriller where Michael Jackson was showing his girlfriend a scary movie and there was zombies everywhere and in the end he was the werezombie all along?Played out just like that
Fantastic thing I heard at the gym today that motivated me like 546378291x:These two teenage guys were doing the cycles in front of the leg machine I was about to do and, thinking that I had my music on cuz my headphones were in, said to each other:‘That
OMG I WAS LIKE THATS ITGIVE ME MOREEEEE
The woman who secretly filmed Banksy while he was prepping his exhibition can honestly go to hell.
I just accidently ate something reeally spicy and my chest hurts & it feels like I’ve just done 5 shots in a row
I was looking back at my infinite fancams and im choking because in one of them while im screaming out to sunggyu and calling him baby the girl in front of me is taking a picture of her dad and i just cant ahaHa
I stg every time i go on someones nsfw they always have some gross cum stuff on there like… wish that stuff was tagged so i could block it lmao
nougatto:durnesque-esque:afeelgoodblog:Fantastic idea Article about it here. what’s important to note and missing from the “headline” tweet is that they simultaneously constructed additional good public transit to the public transit already in
theexvirgindiaries: Before fishy and I were dating we were best friends with benefits and we lived in the same building but we went home for Christmas and we were texting at like 1 am and I was like dude I don’t know I just really feel like sucking
30 YEARS AGO TODAY |3/12/83| Run-DMC released the cassette version of “It’s Like That”, the B-Side of the tape was, “Sucker MC’s”.
goondere replied to your post:goondere replied to your post:Being 6’5, I never…fuck I’m still 5’11” #damnimjealous Naw man, that’s average height. I used to know this dude named Rene that was like 5'4 and he had a real fucking napolean
Reblog if you would watch Doctor Who even if there was no romantic dynamic between the Doctor and their companion.
gourmetknights: remember when the gameboy advance sp came out and it had a built in backlight plus a built in rechargable battery and it was like all of our prayers had been answered
chakuufoxdragon: So expanding on the ‘gems might be computer programs or something’ theory that came up because Amethyst glitched like a computer when her gem was cracked. What is their deal with credit? Garnet was like ‘it was my idea to get the
I actually somehow overlooked Connie in the description for “We Need to Talk” so it does seem likely that Stevonnie will at least come up at some point in that episode
Yesterday I showed my little sister the teaser trailer for Zootopia and she loved it. She was so excited, and then disappointed that it’s not coming out until next year.She also said “My favorite part was at the end when it said ‘Like nothing
like I was a huge fan of Wonderfalls when it was on and years later the DVD came out and in the commentary/extras they were talking about all these plans for season 3. But, like, Wonderfalls never even got to finish season 1, the network shut it down
Something that amused me in that Rebecca Sugar interview from the other day was when one of the interviewers said something like “we were hoping you had your ukulele and we could maybe hear some Bacon Pancakes” and Rebecca was like “ugh”
mulderscully:EVIL | 1.01 — “Pilot” (2019)You don’t have to believe in the supernatural to know that there are people out there who do bad things and encourage others to do bad things for the sheer pleasure of it. This is where our beliefs overlap.
thats-entirely-too-much-tuna:i love david jenkins so much, he really said “the gays won’t care about the logic of time and space so long as we give them pirates who kiss” and he was absolutely right. at this point ed could have his full beard back
michaelpalin: i dont understand the pleasure in sexting like ok what if i got a text that was like ‘oh my dick is hard’ like what would ????? how do i respond?? ‘i’m so happy for you’
3-2-1queer: When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”
samuelvasnormandy: cat–beard: socialnetworkhell: nataliesama: arooooo: 1-800-hellyeah: did anyone see that video of the guy who was like “im really good at finding moles” and hes saying that hes gonna pull a mole right out of the ground
so like we were in skirmish right and i challenged my pal to jump off the cliff to see who can get their spray the lowest and when it was my turn i was like did i beat it and he said “no it’s right on top of mine” and i was like “dude :/ that’s
that-one-brown-haired-kid: clrama: ʷʰʸ ʷʰʸ ʷʰʸ ʷʰʸ ʷʰʸ ʷʰʸ ʷʰʸ ʷʰʸ jeans with fake pockets ʷʰʸ ʷʰʸ
the-prince-of-mist: fuckyoujuliett: calamity-cain: theblacklacedandy: cosplaygen: (via Cosplay - Captain Jack Sparrow by Slava-Grebenkin on deviantART) YO DUDE I SAW THIS ON DA A FEW WEEKS AGO AND I WAS LIKE “WHY DID SOMEONE SUBMIT SCREENSHOTS
herfleur:wittyandcharming:punkassbambi:I HATE WHEN PEOPLE ARE GROSSED OUT BY UNUSED TAMPONS. THATS LIKE BEING GROSSED OUT BY UNUSED NAPKINS, OR CLEAN SHEETS, OR CLEAN UNDERWEAR. LIKE OMG ITS NOT GOING TO HURT YOU. ITS CLEAN. TAMPONS EXIST WHY DO WOMEN
nikareeashlee: kitarianddirtloveforever: im laughing so hard Lmfaooooooooo If she thought that black shaft belonged to him…..nevermind…
blackmattersus: Cop sees a black man and automatically grabs his gun like that’s what they are taught to do. Prejudice is dangerous. I’ve seen that so many times when I get pulled over that I don’t even blink anymore.
That’s Myrtle Beach, I was just there
tomatobunny: (X) I really want to know what the request was omg poor oyabun ;;
destieldrabblesdaily: my mom kept complaining that our cat was getting too fat and it was my fault because I’m spoiling her a few months later I won this particular argument thanks mate for helping me out, you’re a good bean
flatabsandthighgaps: paradiseofhealth: did-you-kno: Source k throwing up right now So I was legit hoping that this was something where it was taken out of proportion, like, okay, everything has water in it for the most part, and it was like that
imqueerandangry: i hate this fucking myth that going through a trauma makes you a better human being???? like i told a friend about how i was abused as kid and she was like ‘well yeah but didnt that make you be a kinder person?’ like no???? it fucked
undergroundghosts: SO MY MOM GAVE ME A PACKAGE THAT CAME FOR ME TODAY AND SO I OPENED IT IN FRONT OF HER AND I JUST FROZE BECAUSE IT’S A FUCKING BALL GAG SO I JUST CALMLY PUT IT AROUND MY NECK AND SHE WAS LIKE “THAT’S SUCH A CUTE CHOKER!” AND
That awkward moment when you're talking and you realize no one cares about what you're saying.
frothyfrothy-loins: steroidallolita:fandom-with-a-ph:just-shower-thoughts:It took me 23 years to realize that “be there or be square” is because you’re not a-round.OH MY GODwhatWHATWHAT Um no..In the parlance of jazz, a square was a person who
grawly:centurycolor: grawly: grawly: I remember playing Space Channel 5 in front of my dad once and the VERY first thing he said to me was “why does she walk like that” food fight
leeds-bracelet: my mom and i were grocery shopping and i asked her what she needed and she pointed to a hot man and was like “that” and his wife heard us and burst out laughing
that awkward moment when your mom comes in your room without knocking and gets mad cuz your vibrator is on your bed.
was liking my hair that day
while I was getting my blood taken this little boy was getting his taken and he was screaming so much and through his tears he was like I DONT WANT TO DO THIS NOO and the lady was like “look at this poster” and he screamed I DONT CARE ABOUT
I was watching a selena gomez video and getting all upset because she is soooo beautiful and darfin somehow sensed that and told me to sit on his lap and was all lovey and I asked if I was pretty and he said I was beautiful and I was like ‘even without
I was being super ‘fuck me now’ which made darfin super aggressive and we might have had the roughest sex ever
also I’m in love and he makes me cum so hard and sometimes he looks at me during sex and there’s this power where I feel like he’s staring into me and I’m so hungry for him but I’m so happy and overcome with how much I love him so I just grab
Like a Drunken Athena
Today my dad and I went out for dessert and the waitress thought I was like 12 and before we could correct her she gave me a free sundae because it was kid’s day, sometimes it’s not so bad looking like a baby
watching old cartoons and like, i never noticed how inconsiderate dog was to cat in catdog, like yeah cat did mean things to him sometimes but dog would always be selfish and do things he liked even knowing that they were hurtful to cat im just, how
graynard:life used to be so fucking simple. you could just be the guy whos really good at making ropes and that would be your entire life
thought it was leeches at first glance, some things shouldn’t be made black and white :/
cyberhorse: kidkendoll: nano-boosted-mercy: bunny-lungs: Hey remember that scene from It Could’ve Been Great where there was this ominous flouting sphere and Steven was like “wtf is that” and Garnet was like “that’s not what we came for”
why drake do meek like that 😭
that-gay-horse replied to your post: that-gay-horse reblogged … yea but if that someone was like me they jelly pone would end up getting eaten you monster
I was horrified that all she did was smile squeeze her legs together saying how glad she was to meet him. Talking to him like I was not even there. When i squirmed she told him I might need to go pee, that I was like that as a girl.
That episode of MLP was like three-point-five minutes long, jesus
goth-albino-angel: Relive the story of Romeo and Juliet, the tragic love that will melt the hearts of Rooster Teeth fans across the globe. Blake Belladonna and Weiss Schnee fight to overcome their familial differences while battling in an unforgiving,
hsuanho0121: So this happened yesterday and it really made my day. The girl I drew was like hundred times more beautiful than my drawing, she got those dope tattoos and piercing that i don’t have time to include in the drawing.
This was like, 3 feet tall in some random Ohio rest stop. I thought of you.wtf i need thisAW THANKS FOR THINKING OF ME <3
bratliketread:I was horrified that all she did was smile squeeze her legs together saying how glad she was to meet him. Talking to him like I was not even there. When i squirmed she told him the I might need to go pee, that I was like that as a girl.
